So fucking humiliated!

Ok so the new start of my healthy life wasn't really a success... After 1000m of hardcore swimming i got out of the pool completely exhausted. This really hot guy that i had eye contact with a few times in the pool followed me out of the pool to the locker room. I had a shower and when i was standing moisturizing my face he came up next to me. This could have ended in a romantic moment but OF COURSE my body managed to fuck it up. Just when i was about to turn around my knee got dislocated and i fell to the floor in pain with about 10 beauty products flying in different direction. i was lying there like a fish out of water gasping for air. When i thought this is the worst it can get i was proven wrong. this old man came up started shouting 'CALL AN AMBULANCE, GET A LIFE GUARD NOW' and there i was on the floor whispering 'no, no I'll be fine don't worry. My leg was going berserk cramping and twitching and a life guard came running in. All this time the hot guy was just standing there behind me looking at this naked bony body (me) suffering on the marble floor. I ignored him and after about 10 minutes he left.

Now I'm not aloud to go to work and is going to see the doctor at 2. Great start of my new healthy life...

Thats it I'm drinking all day today. Drinking to forget...